Today on Smegwatch:

Lucifer himself has escaped from the underworld yesterday when a warp hole in time, caused by Rosie O'Donnel's humongous underpants, opened up on mars! *cough*doom*cough*. While scientists frantically search for a way to rid our galaxy of the horde of blood-thirsty demons, Satan has decided to take up a role in French comedy films! Not only that, but the Devil is also making a deal with Tom Fulp to sell Newgrounds! Bedn would be proud!